The vampire from the Twilight Series versus count Dracla and count Chocula
I thought this was really funny and thought that I would share it. I have not read the series or seen the movies so I have no clue if what they say is true or not. For those who cannot read the comic here is what the comic shows.
Panel 1:
The vampire from Twilight is standing in a forest with the Twilight logo series shown.
Panel 2:
The vampire is still standing and a bat is flying through the panel. The vampire says “This is . . . . The skin of a killer.”
Panel 3:
Count Dracula appears next to the vampire with a poof and slaps him. Dracula says “Oh for f*cks sake ! Put your damn shirt on. I spend hundreds of years convincing people that vampires are to be feared, and with a book and a movie you undo all of my work.”
Panel 4:
The Twilight vampire starts to cry and says “You . . . You hit me. Dracula says “Oh, quit your sniveling. Next time I’ll slap the glitter off of you too. You see this guy? Count f*cking Chocula is a better vampire than you are! COUNT CHOCULA.”
Panel 5:
the vampire from Twilight looks confused and Count Chocula says “Sup.” with a silly cartoon smile plastered on his face. Count Dracula says “That’s a face only a mother could love.” (referring to Count Chocula)
As I said I thought this was funny and I have no thought on the Twilight series other than the vampire appear to be rather, well pretty boy looking. I am more of a fan of the Dracula style vampires myself.
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